A coworker e-mailed me the following headlines. These are not made up. They are from actual newspapers. Apparently they don't use proofreaders much anymore.
Man Kills Self before Shooting Wife and Daughter
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,
It May Last Awhile
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
London Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Man Struck by Lightening;
Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity
Looks for Larger Test Group
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hospitals Are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Typhoon Rips through Cemetery;
Hundreds Dead
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